17 5 / 2013
Anyway, why does Olivia deserve better than Fitz? Because we all deserve better than Fitz. Did you hear me, O Women Of The World? If you are reading these words, you deserve better than Fitz. Unless, that is, you are Mellie, Fitz’s wife, who exactly deserves Fitz, which is part of what makes the show’s central romantic mythology kind of hard to give a hoot about. If Olivia had a lick of sense, she would make the “that’s that” motion with her hands like she’s smacking the dust off, say “ptooey,” and go have sex with someone more worthwhile. Meaning: anyone.
And Fitz and Mellie would go off and have a whole bunch of evil babies and tour the world like the Von Trapp Family Singers, only they would be a troupe of lying, well-dressed hypocrites who would cry and complain instead of singing “So Long, Farewell.”
Because honestly, Fitz is the worst. He is the absolute worst. In case you don’t believe me, I am prepared to present my list of reasons."
There are spoilers on the other side of this link. — tanya b.
Fitz is SERIOUSLY the worst. I refuse to treat his relationship with Olivia as an engine moving the plot forward. It is TERRIBLE. And unnecessary, bc I barely pay attention to it and the show still TOTALLY WORKS.
ugh. Fitz. He sucks and deserves that dummy mellie.
09 5 / 2013
it turns out, only my right hand is strong enough to scrape the remaining enamel off my left hand. My (sad, arthritic, gripless) left hand just sorta grazes the top of the nail, not really doing anything.
09 5 / 2013
ever since i had that infernal no-chip gel manicure removed, my new favorite activity has been chipping off the tiny bits of remaining car enamel.
you know it’s like, basically car enamel, right?
infernal, i tell you.
09 5 / 2013
the nicest gift you can give you yourself at work basically is to fill up your tervis tumblr with water before you leave for the day, so the next morning when you’re really working and so thirsty but too lazy to go to the water fountain to fill up your cup, you can reach over for it and it’s ALREADY FULL.
everytime I do this, I am surprised and pleased that yesterday me was so thoughtful to today me.
08 5 / 2013
it’s amazing how quickly your facebook ads change from completely random (because you refuse to officially “like” anything on fb) to completely wedding related after you change your status to engaged.
though, happily, there is still a lot of jimmy john’s on there, so i guess they get me at least a little.